1. Already some people are accusing me of shilling for IOTA, Ripple and other coins because these values are NOT on the list. If there ever was a perfect sign that we are in the middle of at least a mild hysteria, the fact that people suspect I shill for coins by not including them on a Shitlist is...indicative. So to clear things up, I couldnt care less about any particular currency.
2. Many people have pointed out that - in fact - some coins in the list are not shitcoins. The reason for this is very simple, this project was never meant to be 100% serious, so I didnt feel like putting in more hours than I already did. I thought the "not-100%-serious"-part would go without saying, but here I am. One thing, though, the 850$ are actually invested.
3. I know, I know there is not enough real shit in the portfolio. I would love to include stuff that doesnt even has a whitepaper (everybody knows that's where the real money is) but there would be no way to track the value as it's not listed anywhere.